About Me

Hi ho, Kermit the frog here! No actually, it’s Jenni. Just filling in this space with some stuff that’s not about me at all, even though the title is “about me”. I think there are many things more interesting. For instance, did you know the Chambered Nautilus is a cephalopod, just like an octopus or squid? However, Chambered Nautiluses are the only cephalopods who bother to grow a shell (and a pretty one at that, mind you). “Cephalopod” means “head-footed”; in other words, its legs grow straight out of its head, much like a 2 year old’s drawing of a person. Cephalopods belong in the phylum mollusca, same as snails and slugs, only I like them much better because they don’t eat my garden.

Did you reeeeeally want to know something about me? If you insist. I am a mammalian vertebrate, a writer, a beach-lover who is landlocked at the moment, a Jesus freak trying to get a little freakier day by day, and someone who pines daily for the last trumpet call. The fruit of my womb numbers 12 (here on earth) and I homeschool them all. Homeschooling has crippled any vestiges of self-importance I may have ever had, and I am the last person on earth who is cut out for it. The fact that I have survived over 15 years of it only proves the veracity of 2 Cor. 12:9.