Things That Increase Your Chances Of Becoming a Superhero

1. Being a wealthy industrialist
2. Being born on an island and/or planet inhabited by superhumans
3. Being bitten and/or attacked by a genetically modified creature
4. Coming in contact with toxic waste and/or experimental substances
5. Being tormented by inner demons.

Chances that I will someday be a superhero:

20% (so far)

How about you?

Comments

[Minnesotamom]

Same as you, about 20%. On a side note, what the heck is this?

[Jenni]

Heidi, it is simply another diversion in the endless expanse of rabbit trails that crisscross my brain. This one was brought on by the fact that some of my people just left to see "IronMan".

[Angie]

I love your blog!

My boys spend hours drawing superheroes! Too bad they're too young for Iron Man. I guess if you count chemo as toxic and/or experimental, I'm at 40%... my hubby seems to think so (http://www.springofjoy.org/healthupdates/radiating-redux).

[Toni]

Given some of my toxic creations in the kitchen I'm going to claim 40%.

[Chris]

Funny, you don't come across as a wealthy industrialist.

Chris in Canada (:-))

[Stacey]

thats funny. My hubby just took me to see Iron Man. Not too bad. I think I'm 100% a superhero! I'm growing a little person inside me! :-)

[Linda Sue]

Two out of five ain't bad - I'm considering toxic waste the nastiness we cleaned out of an evicted tenant's apartment this week. The inner demons thing was just a plus in my sweet nature. Thanks for helping me understand my superhero status.

[jennielynn]

I should alread be a hero! If I consider my family and children mutated and/ or genetically altered beings.

[chanelireli]

Does baby poop and spit up count as toxic waste? If so, I'm at 40%. I'm off to try my super sonic hearing...